#9 "Really, some of my best friends are black."
#8 "You have been asked to appear on Maury Povitch?"
#7 "Ummm, yeah, but your garbage is public property."
#6 "Why is the repair man wearing my shoes?"
#5 "You're not my real Dad!"
#4 "Yeah, let's see other people."
#3 "I'm confused, so you were or were not a stripper?"
#2 "You're last husband was a Nazi?!?"
#1 "Meth?"
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