1. Sucking chest wounds
2. Shag carpeting
3. Pancakes!
4. Post-mortem lividity (that one's for you, Mr. Mathews)
5. Huffing silver spray paint
6. the Zune
7. Gene Simmons' hair
8. Incontinence
9. My recent budget proposal (seriously, that one was fucking hilarious)
10. The sweet release of death
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Re: #9... maybe if you hadn't asked for a ten gallon can of aquanet???
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